One Ring To AAAAAAAH
by Sohmer from Least I Could Do on (#3EWZW)
On November 24th (or possibly the 22nd), 2008, I did that thing where I got married to another human being, pledging to spend the rest of my life with her. To be fair, I was drinking around 8 red bulls a day back then, so I genuinely didn't think I was making that much of ["]
