Eagles Fan Takes Enormous Bite Of Horse Shit
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3F4K5)
There is either something wrong with me or something wrong with this man, because I have never been so happy about anything that I thought it would be a good idea to get a heaping mouthful of horse manure, and I don't think there's something wrong with me.