The Deadspin Eagles Idiot Visited The Mall Of America
by Dan McQuade from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3F5VW)

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. - When it opened in 1992, the Mall of America was so big the owners offered rentable cell phones so shoppers could contact each other throughout the mall. It is now the second-largest mall in the country in terms of gross leasable space, behind the King of Prussia Mall in suburban Philadelphia.