Will Cy Vance's Anti-Encryption Pitch Change Now That The NYPD's Using iPhones?

For years, Manhattan DA Cy Vance has been warning us about the coming criminal apocalypse spurred on by cellphone encryption. "Evil geniuses" Apple introduced default encryption in a move likely meant to satiate lawmakers hollering about phone theft and do-nothing tech companies. In return, DA Cy Vance (and consecutive FBI directors) turned on Apple, calling device encryption a criminal's best friend.

Vance still makes annual pitches for law enforcement-friendly encryption -- something that means either backdoors or encryption so weak it can be cracked immediately. Both ideas would also be criminal-friendly, but Vance is fine with sacrificing personal security for law enforcement access. Frequently, these pitches are accompanied with piles of uncracked cellphones -- a gesture meant to wow journalists but ultimately indicative of nothing more than how much the NYPD can store in its evidence room. (How many are linked to active investigations? How many investigations continued to convictions without cellphone evidence? Were contempt charges ever considered to motivate cellphone owners into unlocking phones? So many questions. Absolutely zero answers.)

Will Vance be changing his pitch in the near future? Will he want weakened encryption safeguarding the NYPD's new tools? I guess we'll wait and see. (h/t Robyn Greene)

Announced last year, the shift will see some 36,000 Nokia handsets replaced over the coming weeks. Initially purchased in 2014 as part of a $160 million program to modernize police operations, the Nokia phones running Windows Phone will be collected, wiped and sold back to the company.

The move to iPhone 7 comes at no cost to the NYPD, as the handsets are considered upgrades under the agency's contract with AT&T.

NYPD's rollout began last month when officers patrolling the Bronx and Staten Island swapped their obsolete Nokia smartphones for Apple devices. The department is handing out about 600 iPhones per day, according to NYPD Deputy Commissioner for Information and Technology Jessica Tisch.

Let's get some crippled encryption for these guys. After all, their phones are manufactured by a company an FBI forensic detective called an "evil genius." Let's give malicious hackers an attack vector and street criminals more reasons to lift an iPhone off" well, anybody. By all means, let's give Vance what he wants and see if he hears anything back from his buddies in blue.

This upgrade puts Vance in a lose-lose situation. If he stops calling for weakened encryption, he's a hypocrite. If he keeps calling for it, he's an asshole. But it should drive home an important point: encryption doesn't just protect the bad guys. It protects the good guys as well.