England's Lazy Sack Of Crap Racing Snails Refuse To Race In The Cold
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3GRJF)
Newsflash: it's cold in England. It's also winter. And we're not even talking about true cold, here: in the range of 32 degrees Fahrenheit, with overnight temperatures in the teens. Mehhhhhh. For point of reference, at the opening ceremony of the 2018 Winter Olympics, in Pyeongchang, temperatures fell below zero. How"