Sobbing Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison for Securities Fraud and Being an Asshole
by Matt Novak on Gizmodo, shared by Timothy Burke to from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3HS3P)

When "pharma bro" Martin Shkreli spoke with Gizmodo back in September, he told us he wouldn't spend a single day in prison. Turns out, he was wrong.