Where Is Donald Trump Even Getting This Shit?
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3J9SB)

There is the version of Donald Trump that everyone gets served, and it is an extremely luxurious experience-a thick and luridly salty braise of all-beef bombast served smothered in a chunky and flavorless dressing that looks like ranch but tastes like vinegar and forgetfulness. It is fatty and extremely bad for you;"