Chairlift Becomes Possessed By Satan, Wigs The Fuck Out
by Drew Magary from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3JBMH)
If you've ever been skiing, you know that falling off the chairlift is everyone's worst nightmare. Ah, but what if I told you there's a whole other KIND of worst chairlift nightmare, one in which the chairlift cries out FUCK THIS, shifts into Hard Reverse, and begins depositing skiers onto the bottom of the mountain"