100-Year-Old Superhuman Orville Rogers Sets New World Record In Race Of Scootin' Grandpas [CORRECTED]
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3JGF4)
Look at this hightailin' geezer! CORRECTION: While Orville is, in fact, a hightailin' geezer, and certainly the man in green is also a hightailin' geezer-perhaps the hightailin'-est geezer in the history of geezers-it turns out Orville is in white, in lane 2. It's an impressive run, and he did indeed set a new world"