Joe Thomas Roasted Everyone During His Retirement Press Conference
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3JNGK)

Former Browns tackle Joe Thomas, who rules, is finally free of the Sadness Factory after 11 seasons. Yesterday, he held a press conference to make his retirement official, and spent a portion of it playfully roasting various characters from the Browns' depressing universe.