Witness Says Albert Belle Was Actually Trying To Piss Behind His Car Door
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3K99W)

Albert Belle was arrested for two counts each of indecent exposure and DUI at a soccer game in Arizona Sunday, but a man who was there says the former baseball player was taking a piss behind the door of his car, only he pulled his pants all the way down.