Beware Far Cry 5’s Rampaging Turkeys
by Kirk Hamilton on Kotaku, shared by Tom Ley to Dead from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3K9CZ)

There is a beast prowling the darkened forests of Hope county, Montana. It worships a twisted god and thirsts for your blood. It is a turkey, and if you hear its death-gobble, you had better run for your life.