I Infiltrated the White House Easter Egg Roll and All I Got Was Played
by Emma Roller on Splinter, shared by Tom Ley to Dead from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3KTQ2)
I've always thought Easter was a bullshit holiday. Unlike most proper holidays, you don't get a day off of work or school. The Easter Egg hunt holds neither the candy quality nor the door-to-door salesman charm of trick-or-treating. Peeps are a culinary atrocity. And I don't look good in pastels. Easter is the"