23 Things I Say To My Kids Every Goddamn Spring Break
by Drew Magary on Adequate Man, shared by Barry Petch from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3KXQ8)
I am a dad at all times but Spring Break is when I am, without fail, at my MOST dad. It combines all the prime elements of flustered dadding: travel, overpriced food, renting things, lines, dealing with people behind counters, frantic searches for alcohol, and such and such. It's not so much a vacation as it is a"