Entire U.S. Men's Curling Team Combines For Total Of One Respectable First Pitch
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3M3QW)

The gold medal-winning U.S. Olympic men's curling team stopped by Thursday's Minnesota Twins game to throw out the first pitch, and boy were their deliveries crummy. The combined efforts of (from left to right) Joe Polo, John Shuster, Tyler George, Matt Hamilton, and John Landsteiner resulted in one respectable"