Umpire Jerry Meals Is Small, Most Baseball Men Are Large: Physical Comedy Ensues
by Hannah Keyser from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3N95N)
Umpire Jerry Meals is five feet eight inches tall. This is a perfectly respectable height, and one that has not kept him from achieving what we can presume was his lifelong dream of being a Major League umpire. Jerry Meals has made it.