Padres Rookie Pitcher Can Only Gaze Admiringly At The Grand Slam He Just Gave Up
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3NN5C)

Every baseball rookie has his "Welcome to the bigs" moment. Padres pitcher Eric Lauer's would be better characterized as a "You're playing real baseball now, motherfucker" experience.