High-Kicking Madman Should Maybe Switch From Soccer To Taekwondo
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3NNAR)
Here we have yet another South American soccer player who apparently can't differentiate between the kinds of kicks you use to score goals as Messi when playing FIFA and those you use to punt opponents' heads off their bodies as Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat: