Leonys Martín Hits Dong, Then Hits Dong
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3NP4C)

Leonys Martin led off today's Tigers-Pirates game with a big home run, but it came at a price. On the fourth pitch of the game, Martin ricocheted a pitch off the plate into his dick and balls. He rolled around for two minutes afterward and had a hard time standing back up.