All Hail Franchy Cordero, San Diego's Dong-Smashing Superhero
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3NZJW)
Excellently named Padres outfielder Franchy Cordero can sure launch a goddamn tater. He plays in San Diego, which is as obscure a professional baseball outpost as you can find without going to the minors, but we should all be paying attention to young Franchy. According to Statcast, Cordero has already crushed three"