You Check Ben Simmons The Same Way You Defend A Campsite
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3PM7H)

When I look at Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons, I see a very tall and extremely talented young basketball player with a resting dick face and no jump shot. When Boston Celtics coach Brad Stevens looks at him, he sees a curious foraging bear. For this reason, he is a basketball coaching genius.