The 'Terrifying Automatic Hair Cutter'
by Rusty Blazenhoff from on (#3PSFE)
Move over Flowbee, inventor Joseph Herscher of Joseph's Machines has figured out a fresh new way to cut one's hair at home using a swinging chandelier and a large kitchen knife. He calls it the "Terrifying Automatic Hair Cutter."
Wouldn't it be nice to get a haircut in the comfort of your own home, for free? I've made a machine for that. Don't try this at home folks, it may not look like it but I am a professional!
Previously: A complex Rube Goldberg machine that serves cake and A useless machine that wraps gifts in 10 seconds