Don't Cook Chicken In A Fucking Dishwasher
by Tim Marchman on Adequate Man, shared by Tim Marchm from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3PV35)

Earlier today, while waiting on my porch for some delivery guys to turn up, I checked in on what was happening in Deadspin's work chat-my job requires me to surveil the staffs of the various Gizmodo Media Group sites to make sure they're diligently working for the betterment of our corporate overlords-and immediately"