Jay Bruce Apparently Celebrated Being Traded Away From The Mets By Conceiving A Child
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Q5ZC)

The New York Mets, a team that began the season 11-1, lost their ninth game of their last 11 in Philadelphia on Sunday afternoon. Ace Noah Syndergaard, who was scheduled to start Saturday's rained-out game against the Phillies, was skipped for reasons vague enough to be weird. Less-hairy co-ace Jacob deGrom, who"