Who on Earth Taught You People How to Eat?
by Bryan Menegus on Gizmodo, shared by Barry Petchesk from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3QFZE)
Depending on where you're eating and who you're eating it with, the rules around food can be stunningly complex. The core concept, however, is that food is inserted into the mouth, and once it's there, if you find it impossible to masticate with human teeth or discover the object to be a source of pain/bleeding, an"