Worthless Jedi Absolutely Humiliated By Cunning Novice
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3QKP5)
Astros mascot Orbit, who is also apparently a Jedi, was challenged to a lightsaber duel by Indians shortstop Francisco Lindor on Friday. Gotta say, I am starting to believe more and more in Luke Skywalker's bitter "actually the Jedi are busters" preachings: