God Help Me, I'm Rooting For The Warriors Now
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3QPTX)

The bleak doom of all good things in this terrible psycho-capitalist hell-society we have made is to be processed and metabolized into an inert clot of blind, gray, mindless nano-goo by precisely the kind of antiseptic, hyper-rational, ahuman actuarial math on display here: