These Minor League Baseball Team Name Nominees Sound Like Bathroom Euphemisms
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3RC6K)

A minor league baseball team in Amarillo, Texas is selecting a new name among five candidates. Local news outlet Myhighplains.com noted that the choices "all sound like the makings of a popular country song." Yes, but only if that song were about doing a doo-doo, because that's what these options call to mind. These"