Passing plane pummels people with poop
by Seamus Bellamy from on (#3RVPB)
The feces appeared to have fallen from a plane that she saw when they were stopped at a red light with another car that was also hit, Allan said, adding she and the other driver went to a car wash and sprayed themselves off before she called the Kelowna airport.She said an administrator told her Transport Canada would be investigating and the department has confirmed it is looking into the possibility of frozen lavatory waste, called "blue ice," falling from an aircraft.But wait, there's more! As a result of her forced fecal frolics, Allen ended up with conjunctivitis in both of her eyes - that's pinkeye y'all - and had to be placed on a run of medication to deal with the affliction.While talking to the press about her shitty weekend, Allen stated that "All we want people to know is that it was quite devastating to be covered in poop and I hope it never happens to anybody else."Transport Canada is investigating the incident. It's believed that, if the poop did come from an airplane passing overhead, it may have been due to a faulty blackwater holding tank valve.Image: Sergey Kustov - provided via email, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link