Bitchin' Politician Just Blasts Himself Right In The Eyeballs With Pepper Spray!
by Chris Thompson on The Concourse, shared by Chris T from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3S3VB)
Levi Tillemann is a Democrat running for Congress in Colorado's sixth congressional district, and he wants you to know he is a leader who will work to "break through the partisan gridlock" and honestly I missed most of the rest of it because holy shit the guy just unloads a fucking quart of pepper spray into his own"