Ed Werder Bravely Speaks For All The Men Who Don't Have Jobs In Sports Media
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3SH48)

Sports Illustrated is looking to hire an entry-level news writer-an hourly position for 40 hours a week-but Ed Werder is explicitly not allowed to apply for the job, and if he does he'll be chemically sterilized and thrown into a lion pit, as per company policy.