Let's Speculate Idly About The NBA Draft
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3SR7J)

The NBA Draft: When is it? What is it? Will you, personally, be selected in this draft? Look, man: I don't know this shit and honestly I don't appreciate being asked. That said, the NBA Draft is 1) happening on Thursday evening, 2) effectively random and reliably entertaining, and 3) unless your wingspan is"