Wallace, The Good And Humble Mule, Defeats Fancy Dressage Horses At Their Own Game
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VE5C)

Wallace is an 11-year-old mule who used to annoy Irish villagers by eating their flowers. After a lengthy battle over his right to compete in dressage, he is now a winner and hero to common beasts.