How I Became A Wizard, By Dwight Howard, Age 7
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VE97)
Last year, the Washington Wizards underperformed both out of sheer ingrained habit and because some of the most important people on the team just absolutely fucking hated some of the other most important people on the team. On Monday, the team introduced Dwight Howard, the veteran big man that the team signed to"