Old Man Wayne Rooney Suffers Dearly For That MLS Life
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3VSVP)

Wayne Rooney scored his first MLS goal Saturday night, in his fourth match with DC United. The goal came in the 33rd minute of United's match at home against Colorado-after the ball sort of chaotically pinged around in the midfield, United triggered a quick attacking move and Rooney finished it off by going between"