The Deadspin Idiots Eat A Shitload Of Oysters
by Avery Yang from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3W0C8)
The Deadspin Idiots were slightly salty that our friends at Jezebel told the internet, and us, to "cool it on the bivalves this summer." Bullshit! Bivalves are the salty mucoid fruit of the sea, and we love them very much.