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The Canadian culture warrior is coming to town. Prepare for new right platitudes

I've only ever been on one of those team-building exercises favoured by large management consultancies and firms that operate in the technology sector.

These enterprises may only involve a paintballing experience in a nearby forest where you can let the office dickhead indulge his leadership delusions and act out some fantasies from a childhood spent reading Commando comics.