Anthony Precourt Gets One Step Closer To Pimping Out The Columbus Crew To Austin
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3WWVR)

Big Daddy Kane might not have thought pimping was easy, but back when he wrote that song he hadn't seen how simple it was for the Columbus Crew's grease-palmed owner Anthony Precourt to merely raise a hand menacingly at his current john-the city of Columbus-while also whispering of his service's illicit physical"