Stick All The Forks In These Losers
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3X3YQ)
The Nationals got smoked Sunday afternoon, at home, by the garbage Marlins. Jose Urena"-yes, that fucking guy-pitched a dominant two-hitter for his first career complete game. Urena, by the way, on top of being a shithead, is bad! He came into the game with a 3-12 record, and a crummy 4.74 ERA, and an also crummy 4.18"