Victim Of Golf-Course Finger Biting Said It Sounded "Like Someone Chewing On A Dorito"
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3X5ZT)

Derek Harkins, a 46-year-old Massachusetts man, was arraigned in Plymouth District Court on Monday on charges of assault and battery, mayhem, and disturbing the peace, after he allegedly bit off another man's finger while trying to enjoy a golf outing.