José Abreu Needed Emergency Surgery To Save A "Strangled" Testicle
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Y480)

White Sox first baseman Josi(C) Abreu hasn't played in a couple weeks, a result of an ambiguous outpatient "lower abdominal surgery" he reportedly underwent on August 20. Hernioplasty? Appendectomy? A testicle that twisted around and became tangled up in its own [passes out cold]: