This Fucking Fireman Ed Is Back, Again
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YVMN)
Fireman Ed announced his "retirement" from, uhh, attending Jets games in a helmet and teaching Jets fans how to spell a one-syllable word back in 2012. He's made appearances since then, but only do to heroic things like pass the torch to a younger generation of people who loudly spell a word at football games.