Knots Happen: Equipment Malfunction At Rhythmic Gymnastics World Championships
by Dvora Meyers from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YVQ7)

You ever watch rhythmic gymnasts and wonder how the ribbons that they twirl while executing complex leaps, turns, and tosses doesn't get constantly tied up in knots like your charger/laptop/game console wires do in that corner of your apartment that you never ever clean because then you'd have to deal with the wire"