Dimitri Payet Is Still Alive And Kicking The Bejesus Out Of Soccer Balls
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YZ2B)
Remember when Dimitri Payet came to the Premier League a few years ago, immediately set the world on fire by single-handedly transforming West Ham into must-see TV with his gasp-inducing talent and irrepressible flair, and then jilted all those new fans he'd earned right when we were starting to get used to his genius"