Stormy Daniels says Trump's penis looks like Toad from Mario Kart
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The Daily Beast reports on the president's deformed horror cock, as described by Stormy Daniels.
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool" I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."