Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Dick And Balls With A T-Shirt Cannon
by Nick Martin from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Z4YB)

No point in keeping you waiting for this one-on Saturday, Chip the Buffalo, Colorado's sideline mascot, blasted his dick and balls with damn t-shirt cannon and by the grace of God, someone had their phone out to film the vicious neutering of what was once a happy-go-lucky creature.