And Now Your Finest Quitting Stories
by Drew Magary on The Concourse, shared by Megan Gree from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Z9B1)

I have never left a job in a huff. I have never stormed out. I have never flipped my boss the double bird. I have never quit a job with proud disregard for the potential consequences. The closest I ever came to such a fever dream was when I quit a legal ad firm after just three weeks on the job, because I had gotten"