Real Subtle, Joe Flacco
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3ZESG)

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco sucks real bad, and moreover has been just sort of broadly shitty for several years, just a total glassy-eyed doofus with a giraffe neck and a knack for cartoonishly ill-timed mistakes. He's also old. Taken together, these are the reasons why the Ravens selected former Heisman"