Seal Slaps The Bejesus Out Of Kayaker With Live Octopus
by Emily Lipstein from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3ZRY0)

There you are, in your boat, kayaking, in the water, in New Zealand or whatever. Here it comes, a seal! Or is it a sea lion? Does this matter? More on that later. What does it have in its-oh. It's an octopus! What...