Chris Sale Does Not Have A Belly Button Ring, But It'd Be A Lot Cooler If He Did
by Gabe Fernandez from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#419H8)
Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale was forced him to miss his Game 5 start of the ALCS after he was hospitalized with an unspecified stomach illness. On Saturday, he used his deadpan personality to convince reporters that his health condition was something from a spring-break trip gone wrong: